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Review: Bordello
This shall excite you: Bordello is basically Clue porn. There is a murder, a selection of murder weapons, and a dramatic reveal at the end. It's only 58 minutes long, but its composition and scope...
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Hell Yes: Alice
I don't even really know the plot of Alice in Wonderland, and yet Erica McLean and Carlos Batts's upcoming porno Alice is making me, um, very excited. I've known about Alice since December, and will...
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Review: Billy Castro Does the Mission
So Billy Castro, hottie extraordinaire of Bordello and Speakeasy, now has his own film. It's called Billy Castro Does the Mission, for obvious reasons. In it, he wanders around the Mission having sex...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio
I'm not big on blowjobs in porn. I don't hate them, but I'll usually only watch a couple minutes of a blowjob, then fast-forward to whatever's next. Thus, I wasn't as excited for Tristan Taormino's...
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Review: My Own Master
There is something about Kimberly Kane’s brain that I really like. My Own Master, her latest directorial movie, reminds me exactly why. Static on the TV in the background? Sailor hats? Music that I...
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Review: Rough Sex 2
Tristan Taormino has upped the ante. After the greatness that was Rough Sex, she has created a sequel that is longer (3.5 hours, yo), kinkier, and more creative. It still follows the same format:...
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The Netflix of porn
I'm finally at a point where I can shell out the cash for a monthly porn DVD subscription. THIS IS VERY EXCITING! I've been wanting to do this for ages. It was a bit of an experience figuring out just...
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Review: Rough Sex 3
This may be the right time to admit that I don't find Adrianna Nicole’s face terribly attractive. However, her body is smokin', her tattoos are fabulous, and I definitely know why she got her own...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex
Tristan Taormino is obsessed with the butt. This is a known fact. But somehow it's been four years since her original guide to anal sex. Therefore, Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Anal Sex...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Pegging
Do you know how many years it's been since Bend Over Boyfriend? I hate to break it to you (and myself), but 1998 was 14 years ago. While you were suffering through "Hooch" and "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It,"...
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